Gah! I broke my tooth because honestly you shouldn’t open sachets with your teeth and that’s why scissors are made

travelingmadness:

zombitten:

travelingmadness:

im making chicken and i pull this thing out of the bag

image

i’m so glad

it’s a dicken nugget

did you just

knightscrest:

yutoube:

knightscrest:

rneerkat:

all mistakes made by an orthodontist are acciDENTAL

they make mistakes often too, so you make all efforts to BRACE yourself

teeth

thank u for your addition

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ytoob:

i always look mad or tired 

rimalovegood:

unfollovving:

life hack : you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all

Somehow I manage to break that rule…

snapchatting:

i only reblog organic text posts

"your voice is so hot!"
"that’s not the only thing hot in me babe ;)" *has actually have a fever and the temperature measures to 39*c*

farisbueller:

felicefawn:

The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.

up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are