Gah! I broke my tooth because honestly you shouldn’t open sachets with your teeth and that’s why scissors are made
im making chicken and i pull this thing out of the bag
i’m so glad
it’s a dicken nugget
did you just
all mistakes made by an orthodontist are acciDENTAL
they make mistakes often too, so you make all efforts to BRACE yourself
thank u for your addition
i always look mad or tired
life hack : you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all
Somehow I manage to break that rule…
i only reblog organic text posts
"your voice is so hot!"
"that’s not the only thing hot in me babe ;)" *has actually have a fever and the temperature measures to 39*c*
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are